Posted February 28th, 2010 by David
Why am I standing here stark bollock naked?

Posted February 28th, 2010 by David
It’s alright, my pits don’t stink.

Posted February 27th, 2010 by David
With a cock like this it takes me twice as long to shower than others.

Posted February 27th, 2010 by David
I knew I should never have cheated on my tattooist boyfriend.

Posted February 27th, 2010 by David
I’m only doing this to make you feel inadequate.

Posted February 26th, 2010 by David
Do you think he’s noticed me looking?
