Birthday Bonanza

Smile & Shorts

Smiling In My Sleep

In Jeans

Long Dong

Even after I come it doesn’t shrink.

Pube Artist

What d’ya mean you hate them, it took me hours to shaved them like this.

Inches Off

I think it’s too long so I’m just going to lop a couple of inches off.

Cameron

Wankers

We both use these fingers to wank.

Teeth

I can’t look at your cock, those teeth just draw my eyes to them.